Someone tell Ellen!

…that I want to be her friend! I never get home in time or often enough to catch Ellen at 4pm (Central time). It’s a little depressing since she makes me laugh and smile for an hour straight. When I do catch her show, I enter every stinkin’ contest she has. Recently, or like 2 months ago, was when she was giving a trip away to Australia. Duh. I want to go to Australia with Ellen! Of course you can imagine my sadness when I didn’t receive a call saying I won.

Or a month or so prior to that, I tweeted a picture of my catch yawning and stated something about her laughing at a joke. Only to not hear anything back…maybe because my profile is locked and no one can re-tweet me? UGH!

Dang it…I can’t sing, so I won’t Nicki Minaj my way onto her show…I didn’t invent anything cool…yet. Or burn my hair off in a “How to” YouTube video. Would someone let the lady know that I like to dance?!

Or tell her to hire me as the person that finds those funny autocorrect texts. I could sit for a whole day straight reading those…they make me “LOL” in my quiet office, which causes people to ask questions and I have to answer…(bluntly) “I’m off task, again.” At least I would be good at it, right?

I just want to meet the lady once…or work for her in some way. I mean…there’s probably not that many people that would want to, right?